purplefridge:

purplefridge:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

if this gets to 300k i will burn down my house

(via cumfort)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via pizza)

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

(via sorry)

break-this-frozen-heart:

princessmeldrops:

So I went on Omegle last night with cute intentions, and…
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i laughed way too hard jesus christ

(via vive--mas)

duplication:

studies show its always my fault

(Source: duplication, via vive--mas)

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

(via fake-mermaid)

fuckoffcats:

THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

(Source: heathermorris, via vive--mas)

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

(via cumfort)

mamaspookat:

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

crestadair:

bioterrorist:

emubutt:

soupybeard:

Why I hate myself

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Volume I

Pocket edition 

font size 7

Introduction 

to the first chapter

of the prologue

(via classwith-sass)

collar:

how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

(via sorry)