medianrare:

White girls trying to read captchas like
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exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

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reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

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rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

(via cumfort)

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

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sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

(via shampainsupern0va)

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
- A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

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