reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

(via orgasm)

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

(via cumfort)

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

(via kassldy)

sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

(via shampainsupern0va)

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
- A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

(via shampainsupern0va)

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

image

(via pizza)

dearnonacepeople:

So my high school got a gender neutral bathroom

(via dramaticc)

codeinewarrior:

sirslyyyy:

codeinewarrior:

i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…

(via shampainsupern0va)

radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: iamnevertheone, via kianlawley)